Trust me, you will feel as though grey matter has vacated along with the eggs, by the time you finish the prep. Thank God for MC, though, instead of GALLON JUGS of colon cleanse from the days before FIRE!
Keep that sense of humor, dude...It will serve you well as a constant companion.
As for the clear liquids, can you have applesauce? I know it varies, but I was allowed a little, along with cups of hot chicken boullion (sic), and Jell-O. Popsicles are great also, if for nothing more than the distraction of brain freeze.
I know you're nervous, Ken...but "Everything will be alright in the end. If it is not alright, then it is not the end". We go forward because that's the only direction God gives us.
Of course I never needed prostate surgery, but I've endured similar surgeries of the female equivalent...first via laparoscope (twice) then full open abdomen from sternum to pubic bone. My cancer surgeon basically gutted me, trying to exise the vast amount of disease. He told me that he did the best that he could, but it was like a shotgun blast to the abdomen...It was everywhere. He followed up with series of Lupron and 7 years of a tumor-suppressing Megace, until I could take no more of the steroid-induced insanity. I was never allowed to take HRT (even the compounded bio-identical variety) because it would feed the disease. I went against doctor's orders after the 7 years of surgically induced menopause @ 33, determined to regain my femininity. I tried the compounded HRT for several weeks. It caused strange things to happen. TMI, but I too exercise my funny bone, though sometimes lewd. At first I grew body hair in places it was normally sparse, as I'm not a hairy person...anywhere=) Then I noticed my scalp/skin becoming oily with onset of mild acne. Freak out because I've always had porcelain skin, with no blemishes. I joke that perhaps I could have coped with all of the above, including the outrageous growth of a "mighty Joe"...It's when I was convinced that the ball sack was next that I had to exit the program. I couldn't handle a mangina.
I realize that was OT and too much sharing. But...IF it took your mind off YOU and made you giggle...It's worth my humiliation, friend.
Hugs~~Dixie