Posted 12/31/2014 11:25 AM (GMT 0)
Thanks, men, for the good, straight talk. I am very belatedly getting it through my noggin that radical retropublic prostectomy open surgery is a very serious event -- medically, emotionally, physically, every way possible. Instead of asking absurd questions like can I drive myself home from the hospital 24-48 hours after having my prostate taken out? Rather, the time is now -- today, tomorrow, the next day -- to take care of all of the practicals. Preliminary list below.
Prostate surgery is not material for a stand up comedy routine, at least not at a minimum until after all of the practicals have been taken care of, and I've survived the procedure and it's a success, and it's 6-12 months out into the future, and I'm fit and cancer-free as can be (ideally). Maybe then some joking around might be okay. This is no time for any "I'm a man, I can do this all by myself" thinking. Is complete self-reliance without seeking any help from anywhere re this surgery being brave, or is it just plain arrogant stupidity? (Don't answer that! I got it.)
My pre-op conference at Johns Hopkins ("Hopkins") is next Monday, but in the meantime it's not rocket science to make a list of what needs to be figured out and confirmed ahead of time, and work my way down my list. This is my project for today/tomorrow/every day in the 12 day run up to the operation. Here's my list.
1. Confirm today the good friend (a retired 85 year old sweet great woman, let's call her "B") who has offered to put me up in a spare bedroom and take care of me during my recovery from the surgery, that that's real.
2. Understand the protocols around the catheter. What me and my primary recovery time caregiver (B) need to be doing to be taking care of that, avoiding infection, etc.
3. Who, exactly, is driving me to and home from the pre-op conference at Hopkins? Sort of a dry run for Surgery Day. So my ride knows where the big garage is, etc.
4. Confirm my ride to the hospital on Surgery Day and call them at 2:30am that morning to make sure they are awake and coming over to pick me up at 3:30am, and driving me to Hopkins so I'm where I'm supposed to be at 5:15 a.m. I think it is. Important papers all in one place. Go over the geography of Hopkins and know what building, what floor, what suite I'm going to on Surgery Day.
5. Make sure I'm following all the pre-op protocols re diet, no blood thinners, for 10 days before the procedure, Fleet enema last thing before going to bed the night before the morning of Surgery Day.
6. Confirm I have a ride to B's 24-48 hours after the surgery (7:30 a.m. start time, Jan. 12th). Confirm B will be home those two days.
7. Get educated fast what is required in the way of pads or diapers, and buy a supply. Am I not getting out of bed to go pee every time i need to pee?
8. Make arrangements for a ride (and have a backup ready if needed) to Hopkins for the day when the catheter is coming out.
9. Who is relieving B, or helping B, with trips to the grocery store, pharmacy. Names, phone numbers. Lots of friends have offered their help. Make a list for my benefit and for B's benefit.
10. Chin up. My surgeon is one of Hopkins' very best. He's done this operation 2,000+ times. Get all the practicals taken care of asap so I'm not rushing around the last few days before Surgery Day.
Thanks, guys! My favorite among the responses to my idea I might be able to drive myself home 1-2 days after the procedure. "Bill, this is crazy talk. Are you nuts?" Or something close to that. I deserved that. Many thanks.
Happy New Year's Eve,
Bill Positive