I read that I should treat my wife the way I did on our first date.
So tonight I'm dropping her off at her parents.
When I applied for an Australian Visa they asked if I had a criminal record.
I didn't know you still needed one.
Aaaaand here's one for our most learned member:
What do you call an increase in the cost of magic lamps over time?
Djinnflation.
That's it folks, y'all come back next week!
Post Edited (2019Guy) : 1/22/2021 7:01:13 PM (GMT-7)