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Posted 6/11/2021 7:05 AM (GMT 0)
A proctologist named Bill decides he is tired of practicing medicine and quits his job to pursue his dream of being a car mechanic. He enrolls in a trade school and after some time the final exam is given. The test solely consists of disassembling and reassembling a car engine. The teacher tells the students, "You have as long as you need to complete the exam, so take your time and work at your own pace." Twenty-eight hours after the exam began, Bill completes the reassembly of the engine and returns home.

The next day the teacher calls Bill up to give him the results of his test. Bill is absolutely floored to find that he received a 150 on the exam.

"How could I get a 150 on the exam if the test only had 100 points?!" Bill asked.

"Well, I gave you 50 points for a flawless disassembly of the engine," replied the teacher. "And another 50 points for reassembling the engine perfectly."

"I'm extremely pleased with the results!" Bill exclaimed. "But where did the last 50 points come from?"

The teacher paused for a moment and responded, "Well, I gave you the extra 50 points for doing the whole exam through the tailpipe."
Posted 6/11/2021 4:36 PM (GMT 0)
Snotty Receptionist

Yesterday I had an appointment to see the urologist for a prostate exam. Of course, I was a bit on edge because all my friends have either gone under the knife or had those pellets implanted.

The waiting room was filled with patients. As I approached the receptionist’s desk, I noticed that she was a large unfriendly woman who looked like a Sumo wrestler. I gave her my name, and in a very loud voice, she said, “YES, I HAVE YOUR NAME HERE. YOU WANT TO SEE THE DOCTOR about IMPOTENCE, RIGHT?"

All the patients in the waiting room snapped their heads around to look at me, a now very embarrassed man. But as usual, I recovered quickly, and replied “NO, I’VE COME TO INQUIRE about A SEX CHANGE OPERATION, BUT I DON’T WANT THE SAME DOCTOR THAT DID YOURS.”The room erupted in applause!

MORAL: DON’T MESS WITH OLD RETIRED GUYS
Posted 6/11/2021 5:26 PM (GMT 0)
That was a good one
Posted 6/12/2021 7:54 AM (GMT 0)
Modern day Jonah?

https://www.cnn.com/2021/06/11/us/cape-cod-diver-eaten-by-whale/index.html

It probably wasn't very funny at the time....but it IS the ultimate fish story (and, I know, a whale isn't a fish).
Posted 6/12/2021 8:08 AM (GMT 0)
And then there is THIS:
https://www.facebook.com/prairielandsbsa/photos/a.1154064557937330/4411438648866555/?__cft__[0]=azw_nziclhslaii7inluuv_3v71j1jaienlkqwbcdd9f57uix5qvukm-yzrheusxw78aumilzjt6vtacc9abhpyhfvkbwqe_9su_tq5gh1anzmz84wzdlpgwmkdnktpwghnbpqmyv5zy2r3evfju3jqtl1pk3jqbnosoetxaxb-uqw&__tn__=eh-y-r
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