Mildred was notorious for being the small town snoop, eagle eye, and neighborhood gossip.
No one was immune from her sharp barbs and cutting gossip.
One day, at church, a new member named Bernard attended the Sunday service.
After church, Mildred haughtily stated, "I'm going to make SURE everyone in this church knows that you are an alcoholic! I SAW your old truck, late last night, in front of the tavern! And I KNOW what that means!"
Bernard said nothing, smiled, and quietly walked away.
That night, after Mildred's house was dark, and Mildred had gone to bed, Bernard parked his old truck in Mildred's driveway ~ and walked home ~ for a good night's sleep.
By sunrise, the next day, MILDRED had become "the talk of the town!"
CYCLONE ~ # Iowa State University
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