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Posted 6/9/2023 12:50 PM (GMT 0)
Silly, but still kind of amusing:

https://www.pinterest.com/pin/761178774489455751/
Posted 6/9/2023 4:55 PM (GMT 0)
"Corny" joke from the cornfields of Iowa:

Riddle: "What do swashbuckling PIRATES pay for Iowa sweet corn each summer?"

Answer: "BUCK-AN-EAR!"


Awww ... there you go ... you go it!

CYCLONE ~ # Iowa State University

Post Edited (Cyclone-ISU) : 6/9/2023 9:00:12 AM (GMT-8)

Posted 6/9/2023 4:59 PM (GMT 0)
Perfect for the summer season ahead:

The large sign read:

"PUBLIC SWIMMING _OOL"

"That's right - there's no "P" in our pool ~ let's KEEP it that way, folks!"

☺🌞☺ CYCLONE ~ # Iowa State University
Posted 6/9/2023 6:16 PM (GMT 0)
He claims he is my friend....

My so-called buddy Greg told me if I stuffed a potato
into my bathing suit the women would be all over me...
after six hours alone today he tells me that I was
supposed to put it in front.
Posted 6/10/2023 6:21 AM (GMT 0)
My high school was so poor that they had to use the same car for Driver Ed and Sex Ed
Posted 6/10/2023 3:53 PM (GMT 0)
One thing I know for sure....

I am changing doctors.
Mine said he had bad news for me,
"Mercury is in Uranus."
I told him that he knew I do not believe in that astrology stuff.
He said, "Neither do I, my thermometer broke."
Posted 6/10/2023 4:29 PM (GMT 0)
My so-called friendly neighbor Greg...

Greg called me last night.
He asked me if I ever get a shooting pain
across my body like someone has a
voodoo doll and they are stabbing it?
I replied, "NO"
He replied, "how about now?"
Posted 6/10/2023 6:19 PM (GMT 0)
Steve, lol.

I was so ugly when I was born that the instead of slapping me, the Dr. slapped my mother.

Rodney Dangerfield
Posted 6/10/2023 8:49 PM (GMT 0)
Must have eaten way too many bowls of RICE KRISPIES for breakfast as a kid, because now the only sounds my body makes when I try to get out of bed every morning are "SNAP, CRACKLE, and POP!"

🌞☺🌞 CYCLONE
Posted 8/24/2023 10:26 AM (GMT 0)
I'm getting in a new randomized clinical trial at md anderson...
My oncologist told me it is testing parachutes?
He He
Posted 8/24/2023 12:31 PM (GMT 0)
Robber: Your money or your life!
Robber: Well, what will it be.
Jack Benny: I'm thinking, I'm thinking.
Posted 8/24/2023 6:40 PM (GMT 0)
A man is walking near the ledge of a very deep ravine when suddenly he slips and falls over and is grabbing for anything and gets hold of of a thin branch. He screams out loud "Lord, please help me" and he hears a loud thunderous voice that says "do you have faith in me?" and then says, if so, just let go and you will be saved.
The man looks down the 2000 ft. ravine and asks, "Lord, is there anyone else up there I could speak to?
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