Posted 2/16/2024 2:51 PM (GMT 0)
A high school couple is attending the school's Senior Prom dance. After dancing for a while, they are standing on the edge of the ballroom talking.
Thinking he will impress the girl, the guy starts to tell a joke: he begins "An aardvark walks into a bar and ..." but then he suddenly remembers that it's one of those silly jokes that has no funny ending, but just keeps rambling on and on.
Thinking the girl will be bored with such a lame joke, and that he will be embarrassed, he quickly changes the subject and says "Would you like some punch from the refreshments table?" The girl says "Sure," so off he goes to get them some punch from the table.
But when he gets there, he sees that there is no line of people leading up to the punch bowl, because the bowl is empty. It has all been drunk!
So, dejected, he returns to the girl and says "I'm sorry. I won't be able to offer you anything from the refreshments table. I won't be able to finish telling the joke either."
"That's because neither one has a punch line."