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Posted 9/15/2008 2:55 PM (GMT 0)
Renova is a luxury toilet paper - it doesn't claim to be extra soft or comforting to the tush, just that it comes in an expensive container and has a variety of exotic colors - evidently black is the favourite.  It cost about a dollar a roll it seems.  Google it - you will be amazed.

love to all

bob

Posted 9/15/2008 3:09 PM (GMT 0)
luxury TP huh? lolol do they have a money print design? that would take the cake, imagine wiping your *** with money...
Posted 9/15/2008 3:50 PM (GMT 0)
LOL Now I know I have heard it all! Laughed so hard it brought tears to my eyes! Thanks, they say laughter is the best medicine! Just had a good dose of it!

Gigi1227
Posted 9/15/2008 3:57 PM (GMT 0)
at least there are no rhinestones on it!. OW!
Posted 9/15/2008 4:01 PM (GMT 0)
LOL, what next?!

http://www.thewishingfish.com/renblacktp.html

What's really funny is that it seems to be a big hit, their site says, "We're sorry, this product is temporarily sold out"

wow, people are willing to spend extra money to wipe their butts with colored toilet paper...wierd.

:-)  

NBT

Posted 9/15/2008 4:12 PM (GMT 0)
And it says, "No returns on this item!" Hee hee. Very funny indeed.

Posted 9/15/2008 4:31 PM (GMT 0)
Wonder if I could get mine printed with my name on it??? LOL

Actually I remember yrs ago (back in the 80's) when they came out with colored toilet paper, blue or pink and of course my mom bought it (novelty of it) and it gave all of us girls issues with yeast infections because of the dye...needless to say, I would not buy colored TP again.

:)
Posted 9/15/2008 4:37 PM (GMT 0)
Oh, I'm loving this thread! And I am like Beth75 - I too am glad they don't have rhinestones on it!

Gigi1227
Posted 9/15/2008 5:36 PM (GMT 0)
Hmmm but if we were to buy the red toilet paper, how would we know if we were bleeding??? I wonder if this stuff dyes your tush the color of the paper? BUT this tp is brightly colored so I guess we wouldn't have to turn on the light at night to see it eh?
Posted 9/15/2008 5:40 PM (GMT 0)
on now: DAMAGED CANISTER SALE 80% OFF!!

pb4: these guys have a section about safety -- " ... has been tested under dermatological and gynecological control ..."

thanks for the laugh!!
Posted 9/15/2008 5:43 PM (GMT 0)

Actually if they came out with glow in the dark...that might be a selling point for me making my way to the loo in the dead of night.  hehehe

I am with you Carol...loved the no return policy

who buys this stuff?

bob

Posted 9/15/2008 5:53 PM (GMT 0)
Someone that has more money then they know what to do with! LOL I was thinking it might be a fun Christmas present for someone!

Gigi1227
Posted 9/15/2008 9:23 PM (GMT 0)

Only the best for our bottoms!!:):):):):):):) I'm so glad to see you back Bob, you've been sorely missed.

       Marty

Posted 9/16/2008 2:43 AM (GMT 0)
I would have never thought of colored T-paper, But at a buck a roll couldnt afford it the way I go through the stuff. It is funny though. Glad to see your feeling better and able to get back on the old computer, as Marty said we sure missed you.
Posted 9/16/2008 11:06 AM (GMT 0)
LOL Ok, I reread the website for this - it says that the color won't rub off on you. But can you imagine having a toilet paper that makes your tush orange, black, blue or red?? How would you explain that to your doc when you have a colonoscopy??? You probably would give the doc a heart attack if he seen your tush all black!
Posted 9/16/2008 11:34 AM (GMT 0)
LOL Sherry! But then I wouldn't be surprised if our GI docs weren't surprised considering their line of work! And Bob, I am new here so I don't know you as the others do, but I am glad your back, feeling better I hope, and love your posts!

Gigi1227
Posted 9/16/2008 5:08 PM (GMT 0)

pb4 you are right, I remember hearing about all the problems with the pink and blue colored tp, those were to fancy for my home growing up.

How about white tp w/brown streaks on it? ewww, I am grossing myself out!

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