Basset Hounds really are pretty dumb dogs, haha. My parents have one named Clanci and she's so cute and funny but definitely not the brightest bulb in the box. The other day my mom found her chewing on her insulin bottle, thank goodness she couldn't get it
open or break it!! She's also eaten shishkabobs (with the stick), entire packs of gum (wrappers and all), christmas ornaments, carpet, anything she can reach from the kitchen counter, and worst of all... her favorite snack is her own feces
Needless to say I do NOT allow her to give me kisses.