Ha, Peety; I can commiserate with you! I just turned 50 and doggone it, I cannot lose that middle stuff. No matter what I do! I've tried every crunch in the world, plus exercise etc. and keep buying "Fit" magazine in hopes of getting rid of it. The other day I looked at the magazine laying on my end table, giggled, and decided that maybe I just need to resign myself to the middle stuff never going away. If you find a way, let me know...and I'll do the same!