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RH_Texas_Gal
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Posted 8/26/2009 3:58 PM (GMT 0)
Ok, I just found out my two "lovely" boys - 10 and 7 - have been taking bets on my gas production in the bathroom. Mornings are a bit hard for me and it may take several bathroom trips before I expel all the built up gas from the night before.
I literally tripped over them this morning because they did not abandon their door monitoring quick enough. It seems that they bet on the number of seconds for each gas eruption, time them and then the winner gets the other's piece of candy or some other treat. For several weeks, I just thought they were being nice and sharing with each other! Now I find that it has been payback ...
I laughed so hard, I almost had an accident ... of course, now I get their treats for the rest of the week ...
Dr-A
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Posted 8/26/2009 4:05 PM (GMT 0)
LOL, that is just too much.
Red_34
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Posted 8/26/2009 4:36 PM (GMT 0)
LOL!!!
qwerty1
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Posted 8/26/2009 4:56 PM (GMT 0)
Haha thats great!
lambkins
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Posted 8/26/2009 4:58 PM (GMT 0)
Very funny i can see my two doing that lol.
kops2da
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Posted 8/26/2009 4:59 PM (GMT 0)
Nice to find some humor in this disease!! Thanks for sharing.
ElaineNY
Darth Squiddious
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Posted 8/26/2009 5:41 PM (GMT 0)
That is funny. My gas is so bad, no one wants to be within 20 feet of the bathroom door....
GLOVE
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Posted 8/26/2009 6:22 PM (GMT 0)
That is funny...My kids haven't thought of that one yet but I can see them doing it too.
Serenity Now
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Posted 8/26/2009 6:23 PM (GMT 0)
Hahahah! That is hilarious.
quincy
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Posted 8/26/2009 6:35 PM (GMT 0)
your kids are VERY inventive! LOL!
AmyWaffle
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Posted 8/26/2009 7:44 PM (GMT 0)
Oh my goodness! I think I am lucky I have girls!
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