That's it then. For me it's a daily 30 bananas, 2 lbs of coconut macaroons, 2 lbs of spinach, 2oz of powdered turmeric, a jar of manuka honey, 1/2 lb of sunflower seeds, 2 oz aloe juice and a partridge in a pear tree.
Oh, and I'm gonna flush all my meds down the toilet.
30 bananas a day my arse.
I'm not sure an ape at the zoo would be fed that many.