right..if the article was spot on everyone would read
"With UC you may pass loud, pungent gas, or stomach gurgling, at the most inopportune times, business meetings, yoga class, first dates, on the dance floor clearing a path for yourself. You will make the waitress take out her pad and pen to right down all the "I can't have's" for your meal. You may want to invest in a toilet paper company because you will use it often. You may on a first name basis with your pharmacist. Your face may grow to be a mini pumpkin if you're lucky enough for Prednisone to work. You may have a spare underwear in your car. You may appear pregnant, male or female alike, as your stomach decides to balloon for apparently no reason"
okay, I'll stop now.
Thanks for sharing, going to have to follow this guy. hope he returns and rocks it