For Fun - You Know you have UC When-

You've visited EVERY bathroom at the Magic Kingdom, Epcot, Animal Kindgom and Hollywood studios, and know which is the cleanest, the one with the shortest line, the newest, the one with the most stalls.

When you go on vacation to a resort or theme park, the first thing you check out on the guide map is where the bathrooms are.

you know your child has UC when you can answer the question, "mom, where's my poop?" with "don't worry, it's in my purse."

I was laughing so hard my eyes were watering. This totally made my night.

You know you have UC when you have a supply of wet wipes in your work drawer (counseled in a makeup bag)

You know you have UC when you stop becoming embarrassed with the amount of time the receptionist at work how many trips you take the restroom and how long you’re in there

You know you have UC when you need to run the toilet to pass gas.. just in case

You know you have UC when you use your iPhone app to log your stool (GIMonitor)

this is so funny... I put my make-up on this AM on the toilet myself! And had to use my port-a-potty on the way to work! AND had to rely on my spare pants to actually be presentable & odor-free once I got to work!!!!! Ugh.. the one about never buying white underwear is priceless... I suppose also, you know you have UC when having an "accident" doesn't faze you much, you just clean yourself up & go on with your day! And, when your GI's # is programmed into every phone you own & you still know it by heart, & the receptionists recognize your voice when you call!

You're welcome! I don't recall where I heard about the app. I thought it was here but maybe not.

You know you have UC
...........when you can thumb your nose at Type I diabetics. At least if WE eat the wrong foods we don't have a hyperglycemia and fall over.
...........when you can thumb your nose at Crohn's sufferers. Not only do WE not get surgery for intestinal obstructions, but if we do get surgery, OUR condition will be cured.
...........when you can thumb your nose at bilateral amputees. If WE have surgery, OUR condition goes away.
...........when you can thumb your nose at poorly-controlled epilepsy sufferers. We might both crap ourselves from time to time, but WE aren't unconscious afterwards being cleaned up by strangers in a shopping mall.
...........when any of the above seem remotely funny.

Guys, you've just made my day!!! I had to laugh quietly not to wake up my kids in next rooms, but I wished I could LOL :-D
Russian roulette is a kliller :-D

You know you have UC when you no longer feel violated having cameras, scopes, suppositories, enemas, etc stuck up your butt.

subdued said...
You get your period, and you check to see where the blood is coming from.

 

Lol. I have to do this every month. This thread is hilarious.

Hahahah I love this thread.

....when you are jealous that your sister "only" has hemmorhoids and you were wishing that was your diagnosis.
....you need to know how many times your spouse went to the bathroom and always ask how it went in there.
....feel comfortable reading this forum and talking poop while eating lunch.
....wonder what you would do in a disaster and how you would get your meds.

Someone else posted this one a while back...thought it was too funny so have to repost
"...when your GI's finger and your butt are on a first name basis"

B

When you see an ad for "No ATM Fees," and you think it says, "No AM Feces."

It's that time of the month and you try to jam a tampon in the wrong hole!

Yup...it actually happened to me last week!