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Posted 2/8/2012 10:08 PM (GMT 0)
I have a little cat here, name Velvet, who just showers me with love after dinner. That's treat time, you see. I got her a card with a little bear on it for Valentine's day a couple of years ago 'cause I love her so much. Some may criticize the propriety of buying a card for a cat but just don't let them walk into my backyard. Anyway, all of this set me to thinking and I've come up with the perfect gift NOT to give a female ulcerative colitis patient on Valentine's Day: Toilet water. :-)
Posted 2/8/2012 10:16 PM (GMT 0)
My husband always struggles with what to get me, I'll be sure to tell him to take this one off his list.
Posted 2/8/2012 10:33 PM (GMT 0)
I am deeply offended by this thread and ask that it be deleted , locked or flushed!
It's all fun until someone loses an eye...
Posted 2/8/2012 10:36 PM (GMT 0)
I have deleted parts of it. I cannot lock a thread yet. If its still offensive let me know. I didn't find Captains first comment offensive myself but you still may.
Posted 2/8/2012 10:40 PM (GMT 0)
My eau de toilette is Mademoiselle by Caca Chanel.
Posted 2/8/2012 10:42 PM (GMT 0)
Let me be absolutely clear. If someone - anyone - finds what I said above offensive, I'm out of here never to return and happy to be so.

Post Edited (Captain Ca-Ca) : 2/8/2012 4:16:31 PM (GMT-7)

Posted 2/8/2012 10:51 PM (GMT 0)
lol, ironically I got UC as a gift for Valentine's Day in 2010.
Posted 2/8/2012 10:56 PM (GMT 0)
Sibby the gift that keeps on giving huh?
Posted 2/9/2012 3:17 AM (GMT 0)
It truly does. So does chocolate, but alas, that's off my food list, too. :D
Posted 2/9/2012 3:38 AM (GMT 0)
Captain Ca-Ca, I don't find your post offensive at all. I see it as all in jest. I enjoy all of your posts, even if I don't always respond. I try to lay low. I am an observer, not so much a participator.

Post Edited (beeswax) : 2/9/2012 5:21:48 AM (GMT-7)

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