Flatulences of the century!

Hello everyone.
The reason why im posting about gas is that I can't stand them anymore!
For a few weeks now they have been starting around supper time until I fall asleep.

They feel almost solid when they come out. They are like trapped winds and I can feel them from my belly moving to my rectum and they feel like they solidified! And when they come out they are like thunders! It's not a joke its like a thunder storm and its quite violent.

The thing that annoys me is that I don't get just one or two and then feel released... no those thunders come every 5 or 10 minutes all evening long.

Im still on the probiotics and havent changed my diet. Am wheat free and almost dairy free. What am I doing wrong? My enemas and oral pills are well in my routine now.

The only thing I can think of is i mostly hav them in the evening after supper. I always cook with a bit of onions and garlic... would that be the cause? Also I have sometimes some sugar during the day.

Any suggestion? I can't take it anymore and have to take breaks and say to y husband im going to the gas chamber to retreat!

mornings: probiotics, 3 asacol pills, birth control pill
spelt flour toasts, sunflower seeds spread, honey, olive oil spread, coffee with milk or soya milk.

lunch it depends, i am usually hungry around 2 so i eat leftovers.

supper: hubby comes home hungry and i make warm food usually meat with vegs and rice.

after supper i take 3 more asacol pills and hubby has a very sweet tooth so always brings nasty fake sweets! I sometimes pick in the bags.

before bed enemas

I do much better with the probiotics before bedtime also. I used to take them in the morning and I felt gassy from late morning till I conked out at night.

lol, sorry to say it but I am gassy a lot too. Last night I was unstoppable. It's really embarrassing. I think it has to do with what I eat but it seems almost anything I eat causes the gas. If I find a solution I will let you know.

I can ear Bob Dylan singing Blowin in the wind...

LOL, love the title of this thread.

Tournevice, I hope you are not like me in that I don't seem to be able to take probiotics at all. It gave me incredible gas, only for me it took a while to come thundering out and in the meantime gave me the worse gas pains ever!! Took me a long time to figure out it was from the probiotics (at least a year!) so it's not like I didn't give my system enough time to adapt to them. I changed my routine and started taking them before bed which helped a bit but not completely so I finally quit taking them altogether. They don't seem to affect most people this way so they're likely not what is causing your gas, but thought I'd mention it so you could keep it mind if it doesn't clear up.

ahah good i made you laugh.

for the spelt thing yes i knew it was a type of wheat. However its not related to the modern wheat components. So its acceptable in a wheat free diet but not in a gluten diet. Still though there are different advices on this.
Spelt is easy to break down and high in protein.

Ill take your adice on the nutty part :P

tournevice said...
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for the spelt thing yes i knew it was a type of wheat. However its not related to the modern wheat components. So its acceptable in a wheat free diet but not in a gluten diet. Still though there are different advices on this.
Spelt is easy to break down and high in protein. ...

I also avoid wheat-products (for about two years) and use spelt instead (cooking, baking,..), I´ve no problems with it.
It´s a very interesting grain.

Not a funny subject, but I too got a good laugh out of your wording. Thanks for lightening things up a bit!