Most Embarrassing Stories...Come on People, I Know you got them!!!!

I was hiking once on a crowded trail and got the sudden dreaded super-urge... Darted into the forest and dumped a bunch of mush. Had no TP so grabbed a bunch of big leaves.... Only to discover, 48 h later, that the "big leaves" were poison oak! Suffered horrible burning and blisters up my a*s for a week that soread around to my pelvis and hips.. Well, this was supposed to be hilarious stories but I guess its hilarious looking back. now I know, without any disresoect to Canada- go for something familiar like a maple leaf, not a strange "big leaf".

I remember having many close shaves driving to work at high speeds, hoping to get to work in time to use the bathroom. This happened so often, I began to wonder what the guy who sat across from the mens room, was thinking...he'd always see me fly into the bathroom every morning.

Since then I've been diagnosed as being lactose intolerant...so by avoiding all dairy, I don't have those issues anymore where stool would ooze out or smell really stinky; and major gas problems are gone too. But I still have to change my undies because of groin sweating...sigh!...the things we go through...you gotta laugh sometimes.