Thank you prednisone for these twenty extra pounds.
Thanks to you, I have had to buy all new summer clothes as hardly a thing in my closet fits me! I have had to buy new shirts, shorts, capris, jeans, bras, underwear, and just today....a swimsuit. Trust me, prednisone. It was a little bit fun shopping for and having an excuse to buy new clothes. But I draw the line at callling swimsuit shopping 'fun.' Prednisone, these extra rolls, lumps and bumps, all thanks to you, look much better with clothing covering them. Trust me.
Oh, and prednisone, thanks for those two wiry hairs growing out of my chin. I can only suppose I have you to thank for them, as well. As if shaking, night sweats, and a racing heart weren't enough. You are truly the gift that keeps on giving.