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Posted 8/11/2012 7:36 PM (GMT 0)
Saw a thread like this years ago and got a kick out of it, so I thought it might be fun to start one again. My favorite off of the list I saw before went something like:

You know you have ulcerative colitis when....

...farting is like playing Russian roulette - you never know if something's gonna come out!

I'm sure you guys can come up with some good ones. smilewinkgrin
Posted 8/11/2012 7:50 PM (GMT 0)
When you've seriously considered opening a drive-thru restroom chain so you don't have to lug 2 kids out of the car and into strollers every time you need to go!
Posted 8/11/2012 8:52 PM (GMT 0)
You know you have UC when...

Everyone is envious of you because you can eat how much you want and still stay thin.
Posted 8/11/2012 8:58 PM (GMT 0)
You know you have UC when... Sticking things up your butt has become second nature to you; just another nightly chore.
Posted 8/11/2012 8:59 PM (GMT 0)
You know you have UC when:

You have more pills on your kitchen counter than your 83 year old parents.
Posted 8/11/2012 9:00 PM (GMT 0)
...when you have a flashlight in your bathroom to examine your daily bms.

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Posted 8/11/2012 9:10 PM (GMT 0)
LOL, you guys are cracking me up!! Keep 'em coming! :-)
Posted 8/11/2012 9:15 PM (GMT 0)
... when the pharmacist knows your first name by memory.
Posted 8/11/2012 9:26 PM (GMT 0)
Try to beat Usain Bolt's sprinting record to the nearest bathroom.
Posted 8/11/2012 9:32 PM (GMT 0)
Someone wrote last time and I'll never forgot it....

Your gi's finger and your butt are on a first name basis.

You wished your bleeding was only from a hemmorhoid.

You are very very interested when other people start talking about there poops and you ask all kinds of questions.

You can read this forum talking about blood, mucus and D while eating lunch.

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Posted 8/11/2012 10:06 PM (GMT 0)
LOL, hateuc! So true!

Adriana - All the people who work at my pharmacy totally know who I am on a first name basis. I walk up and the just go back and get my stuff without even asking, LOL.
Posted 8/11/2012 11:51 PM (GMT 0)

hateuc said...

You can read this forum talking about blood, mucus and D while eating lunch.


OH my gosh I'm doing that! Even as we speak LOL

bootstrap said...
LOL, hateuc! So true!

Adriana - All the people who work at my pharmacy totally know who I am on a first name basis. I walk up and the just go back and get my stuff without even asking, LOL.


I didn't know that. Haha

... when you come out of the bathroom and everyone has a pitiful look on their face even when you just went to pee.

... when you're belly is growling and everyone thinks you're hungry. Only your best friend asks you if you need to use the restroom.
Posted 8/12/2012 12:59 AM (GMT 0)
You know you have UC when...

you squeeze your cheeks more times every day before breakfast than Jillian Michaels does in a "Great Buns" video.

All of your family buys stock in Kimberly-Clark due to the demand for Depend undergarments.

You know the exact number of 1"x1" tiles on the floor in the restroom where you work.

Humor....the best medicine! 

 

Posted 8/12/2012 1:22 AM (GMT 0)
You could write toilet paper and bathroom reviews for days
You know the exit numbers and associated bathroom locations on trips
You have a toilet paper rating system
Your friends come to you for advice on how to clean a bathroom
You always sit where you can make a fast exit

Russian Roulette and "just hemorrhoids" - so true!!!
Posted 8/12/2012 1:32 AM (GMT 0)
you go through more diapers than a newborn baby.
Posted 8/12/2012 2:28 AM (GMT 0)
you know you have UC when..

you're searching for your new classrooms, you're simultaneously searching for all the closest restrooms.

no one's stomach growling can even come close to yours
Posted 8/12/2012 2:30 AM (GMT 0)
"You can read this forum talking about blood, mucus and D while eating lunch." haha hateuc soo true!
Posted 8/12/2012 7:31 PM (GMT 0)
You carefully inspect your poop before flushing even when you are in remission.
Posted 8/12/2012 10:13 PM (GMT 0)
You know you have UC when:

Sometimes you just give up and eat while on the toilet
Posted 8/12/2012 10:18 PM (GMT 0)
LOL!!!!!
Posted 8/12/2012 10:27 PM (GMT 0)
I was reading these and I sound like I'm watching a firework show of ooo's, yeah's and uhh huh's !!!!!!! SO AGREE and LOVE these type of posts!!

U know u have UC ..... When knowing EXACTLY where a bathroom is a must , talking about poop is like "how's the weather " And having a "diary" means writing down my food and poop,mucus and blood daily NOT my innermost feelings ! Ha!

Ps love the poop inspecter!
Posted 8/12/2012 10:37 PM (GMT 0)
LOL, some of these are so frickin' funny!! I really am laughing out loud! :-D
Posted 8/13/2012 5:04 AM (GMT 0)
U know you have uc when...
Your mood revolves around how good your poops look,
You are boosting the economy thanks to the countless natural supplements your are trying
You are driving your insurance bankrupt thanks to the fees
Posted 8/13/2012 7:19 AM (GMT 0)
Anyone else have to have an aisle seat on a plane????
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Posted 8/13/2012 9:06 AM (GMT 0)
LOL, I love all the comments. What a good laugh, thanks!

You know you have UC when you paint your toenails while on the toilet at 3:00 am.
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