Yup, that's right, Internet friends - I'm posting to gloat about
a dump I took today. Not just any dump. A beautiful, prize worthy dump. Smooth, perfectly formed, perfect medium brown colour, and, here's the real dramatic effect...it was -no lie- at least 7" in length!!!
yup, one solid magical turd. The thing slid out of me with no effort, it didnt even make a sound as it slipped gracefully in to the toilet bowl. There was no smell when I was done and I was out of there faster than if I'd have been taking a pee.
I thought, huh, is this how normal people poop? What's all the worry about
pooping in public if this is what you do? Normal pooping people have got it sweet I tell ya.
But anyway, feel free to worship my golden poo... I know I did.
