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Posted 10/8/2014 11:45 PM (GMT 0)
if you'd like to have a hand (you might need 2) in helping yourselves, and possibly others, you can join the uc anti-contest for a cure -

just wondering if anyone would care to join me in my search for an end to this butt-busting devil, by enrolling in the Enjoying One's Self Cure Method trial -----

has anyone ever attempted this rigorous regimen ? I'm talking a near non-stop, pedal to the metal, totally committed, all out, 24/7 regimen ?

many of us have been housebound, or having limited outside excursions during times of flares or just feeling like crap -

so why not take advantage of that free time or even the time we spend in restrooms away from home -

this would be a safe, drug free attempt at reaching a full, wonderful, and dare I say, pleasurable place, ........maybe even a CURE !

how will we know unless we give it our fullest ? who's with me ?


EDIT: sorry t-man, newly weds are exempt from this contest for obvious reasons wink

Post Edited (soystud) : 10/8/2014 5:48:49 PM (GMT-6)

Posted 10/9/2014 9:25 PM (GMT 0)
Sorry man. Appears no one is up to the challenge.
Posted 10/10/2014 12:38 AM (GMT 0)
He never actually spelled out what the challenge was. I'm assuming it is meant to be generic but with his history, it sounds more like a challenge to go on some diet like gluten free or SCD. I don't think that is really what he meant. I believe his motives were actually genuine but it didn't come across that way. He's too used to talking in riddles and no one could translate what he actually meant.
Posted 10/10/2014 2:42 AM (GMT 0)
In Seinfeldian I think he is hinting at ********** for 24 straight hours...

Edit: I triggered a censor I guess...should have said pet the snake or something

Post Edited (Dude35) : 10/9/2014 8:55:53 PM (GMT-6)

Posted 10/10/2014 2:48 AM (GMT 0)

John65 said...
Sorry man. Appears no one is up to the challenge.


guess i'll have to go it alone ............. oh wait turn
Posted 10/10/2014 2:58 AM (GMT 0)

Dude35 said...
In Seinfeldian I think he is hinting at ********** for 24 straight hours...


birdwatching ?
Posted 10/10/2014 3:02 AM (GMT 0)
So I'm assuming you are no longer master of your domain...
Posted 10/10/2014 3:38 AM (GMT 0)
I can't figure out the challenge either or I am sure I am up to it. Tell us straight!
Posted 10/10/2014 3:45 AM (GMT 0)
not since I was 12 -

there is no CURE !
Posted 10/10/2014 4:01 AM (GMT 0)
Lol... I don't know if they get it, Soy.

Are you kinda bored lately??!

NSSG... I believe you are too innocent to know what's going on here. It took me a second... but I was like "ohhhhhhhhhhhhh... I get it".
Posted 10/10/2014 4:09 AM (GMT 0)
ya know t man, I like to stay connected to this forum, but it does tend to ebb and flow like most things - there have been times where it was a lot of laughs - right now, not so much - but that's life -

i just like to try and poke a little fun, and try to keep guys like you in line ;-)

hope your day went well -
Posted 10/10/2014 4:49 AM (GMT 0)
Well here's a laugh for you then...

Tonight was my grandpa's wake/visitation (that isn't the funny part). My family all got together at the funeral home and it felt like a great family reunion, with lots of us hugging, kissing and laughing... telling stories about the past, and about gramps.

So anyways, my grandpa kind of reminded me of Homer Simpson a bit... big, lovable, and did what he wanted. He traveled the midwest in a truck for work, stopping in bars, singing, eating, drinking... essentially living an adventure. However, he also liked to buy things and surprise the family at home. He bought new cars, odd vehicles like a 6x6 military vehicle, etc... But the one that makes my dad laugh is when my grandpa came home one day with the seats folded down in the car... and a pony stretched out in it, ready for the family. They weren't on a farm. I am not quite sure what he was thinking, lol.
Posted 10/10/2014 5:48 AM (GMT 0)
i have a feeling that soy went into one of those medical marijuana trials for UC, soy's posts have been, hmm.. colorful these days :D
Posted 10/10/2014 11:12 AM (GMT 0)
that is funny t man ! he does sound a bit like Homer :-)

LOL !
Posted 10/10/2014 11:14 AM (GMT 0)
"i have a feeling that soy went into one of those medical marijuana trials for UC, soy's posts have been, hmm.. colorful these days :D"


no, but where do I sign up ?

and I did most of my trialing in the 70's !
Posted 10/10/2014 12:16 PM (GMT 0)
I get it now. I guess I was wrong about Soy actually trying to post something constructive. No wonder he was talking in riddles. Otherwise it wouldn't have gotten by the censors.
Posted 10/10/2014 12:36 PM (GMT 0)
i'll try to make it more simple for you next time gar - although you weren't really invited in the first place -
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