Oh, I'm all over this thread! darn normies. Here are a few of my favourites:
"Oh, I wish I could pooop... I just keep eating but I'm not pooping and getting bloated" my mother (my comments: good lord I'd love to eat and eat and not poop)
"I have to poop, but I'll just hold it until I get home, I don't poop in public" my husband (um, nobody likes to poop in public, with a colon like mine it's not an option to "hold it")
"I've literally NEVER had diarrhea in my entire adult life" my mother.(
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Husband running in front door after work "outta my way, I'm prairie dogging it" (after holding a dump the entire work day.
Coworker" oh man, I'm going home sick, I have diarrhea" (if I stayed home every time I had diarrhea I'd never be at work!)
I'm so jealous of other people's colons. Heck, I'm even jealous of my dogs colon...and me having to pick up his beautifully formed turds every day is just cruel.
Sweet thread idea.