OT - the username you would use if you had no desire to be taken seriously

Just for fun. I hope this is OK with the moderators. The first thing I noticed on the HW UC forum was the funny usernames people have come up with.

Am I the only one who's abandoned a funny username for a more respectable one?

I was originally gonna go for 'Most Plop-ular' but thought Uniform Charlie was a little more dignified. I've got dozens of others I've thought of too. Anyone else?

What username you would use if you had no desire to be taken seriously? I'd choose iPoop. If you've enjoyed my username half as much as I have, then I've effectively enjoyed it twice as much as you have

I think laughter is important for surviving this awful disease.

Hmmm other names that my inner-child likes: TrustNoFart, GirlsDontPoop, NothingButtTrouble, Runs2Poop...

NeverTrustaFart.

I think Most Plopular would be great :) I have seen someone called poopiepantalones or something. I always thought that was funny.

I work in a church, so I would choose HolyCrap.

I'm not so creative but I have seen and chuckled at- Sir Crapsalot and Bathroom Sprinter.
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Long time Crohn's member: General Colon Bowel.

lol General Colon Bowel--I never heard that--good one!

Donald J Dump or Dookie Oucher

I went with MeByTheSea but since I live in Seattle my first inclination was Sea-Addled. :)