Ha ! I am, too.....I even went through a phase of examining stool with a magnifying glass. My partner hates this ...wonder why?
Seriously though, I didn't accept the theory that I even had UC until recently. And now that I understand that YES, I do have it....I've relaxed. Interestingly.....with the relaxation (and many changes ---most in my sig line) a reduction and halt of UC symptoms has come, too.
Stress is one of the enemies......too much observing can breed said stress.......I put the magnifying glass away and have no idea where it is now even.