Urgency was screaming on my drive home from the local gym, so I pulled into the grass off of the pavement while exiting a highway off-ramp in order to dash into a hidden culvert area (out of sight of traffic) and poop. One foot out of the door, car was still in Drive and NOT Park and started creeping forward (as automatic transmission cars tend to do)! Luckily was able to put it in park, and poop out of sight without two accidents that day... I could just imagine explaining to the cop or auto insurance, how my car crashed because I had to poop so badly
