I love a good laugh, so this post is going to be funny and serious at the same time.
Please follow these rules of accumulated wisdom and community norms:
1) Remember to courtesy flush. Courtesy flush is your damage control. The damage is already done but you can still reduce the effects on the surrounding environment and innocent bystanders.
2) Feel free to spray the bottle in the restroom. THat's what its there for.
3) If you run out of TP find the backup stash, replace it, and disgard the old roll.
and last but not least...
4) Do not respond to a fellow healingwell cohort in a rude or aggressive manner. 
Have a nice day. 