RED 34
The GI thinks hypnotherapy is a help, or if that doesn't work alternating my diet one day solids next day clear soups. Also to have your legs higher than your hips when going, ie put a chair in front of you that helps the passage. There is a fancy name for the condition but for the life of me i just can't remember it in my day you were constipated and that was it.
At the moment i am taking high doses of laxatives as directed by my GI on the condition i double my water intake.
My family used to joke about me not doing the deed for weeks on end, i once went to Florida for 14 days and didn't go at all but as soon as i landed at Gatwick travelled 30 miles home i was on the toilet for an hour lol
This is definately much more painful than UC being D
The only good thing about being constiped you spend less on BUM FODDER