Healing and Humor

Imagardenertwo
I don't read books much but my wife does. She bought one of those Kindle things to read books on. You've heard about women being "fishing widows" or "hunting widows"........well I'M A KINDLE WIDOWER.

I plagerized (?) an old fishing poem..."Who's the stranger Mother dear"
If you know anyone with a Kindle, this will make sense

Whos the stranger father dear
Look she knows us ain't she ****
hush my son don't talk so wild
She's your mother dearest child
She's my mother no such thing
Mother died way back last month
Mother didn't die you dub
Mother joined a Kindle cult
But now her battery's dead you see
Nothing left that she can read
That is why she"s closed her Kindle
Kiss her she won't hurt you child
All those Kindle people look wired

Dan

What is the difference between Heaven and Hell?

In Heaven
the English are the Police
the French are the Cooks
the Italians are the Lovers
the Swiss are the Administrators
and the Germans are the Mechanics

In Hell
the English are the Cooks
the French are the Administrators
the Italians are the Mechanics
the Swiss are the Lovers
and the Germans are the Police

In the interest of full disclosure I am Italian. My mechanical aptitude is buying a reliable Japanese car.