sibby -
don't have a clue what you've got going on - but it does sound kinda cool, at least from a visual point of view -
and there's also that pain/relief thing that has a certain attraction - constipation hasn't frequented me much in my life, but that intense pain followed by the instant ahhhhhhhhh feeling - there's probably some freudian explanation for that - or i'm just plain weird -
maybe just stay away from the eating out and candy -
hope it gets better soon -