Hey... uh.... do I smell like poop?

Come and see me, I'll take a wiff.

See and that's the thing....everyone says to me, ah, just slap on a diaper and whatever happens, happens but they don't think it through when they give this advice...it's not like you can wear a dirty diaper for an extended period of time without everyone smelling it...so much for their great advice, but I guess it can make for less mess to your pants...it's still temporary though and you need to get cleaned up regardless as soon as possible...so I clearly see where you're coming from, but once you've cleaned yourself up, you should be fine.