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Posted 12/24/2012 7:40 PM (GMT 0)
LOL odd subject name, eh?

Anyways, it's the holidays so people at work especially women run around giving kisses on the cheeks, u know.

I don't really like that, unless it's a hot chick. (that was bad...I'm sorry)

Buuuuuuuuuut, I'm politically correct and I'll kiss anyone that wants to kiss me. The woman comes she wears glasses and WITHOUT FAIL, when we kiss the corner of the glasses's frame pokes my eye. Motherf......

Now, my eye is itching. I'm paranoid about my vision. WITHOUT FAIL each time I kiss a woman with glasses this happens and to the same eye. I don't know what to do, I feel weird asking them to take off the glasses lollolol

Last time, I lied and said I had a cold.

smilewinkgrin

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In other news, I saw the Hobbit. Great movie.
Posted 12/24/2012 8:13 PM (GMT 0)
Somedude
You're such a babe magnet!
Maybe when you see a woman with glasses heading toward you, you can hold out your hand, use "the cold" excuse and kiss the back of her hand.
The older ones will think you have great manners.

If it's a hot chick, take her hand as if to shake it, pull her toward you and whisper seductively in her ear, "take off your glasses".
She'll either take off her glasses (showing interest) or belt you. :-)

I, too, saw "The Hobbit" and was a little disappointed. Seemed like way too much violence. I enjoyed most the part when they went to the home of the elves.
Also can't remember the individual characters (except the familiar ones from the past). Not a good sign.
Posted 12/24/2012 8:29 PM (GMT 0)
Somedude,

You are too cute tongue .

IAS gave you some great advice.

 

Posted 12/24/2012 8:32 PM (GMT 0)
Good advise from IAS
Posted 12/24/2012 8:37 PM (GMT 0)
Change the position of your head and keep that eye closed.

I don't think asking anyone to remove their glasses would be appropriate just to give a peck on the cheek.

q
Posted 12/24/2012 8:48 PM (GMT 0)
Hey quincy-

I was (sort of) kidding. :-)
In fact, many girls remove their glasses as a signal that they want to be kissed.
LOL
Posted 12/24/2012 8:56 PM (GMT 0)
Ahaha; this whole thread made me laugh. I could just imagine you asking someone to remove their glasses; how awkward lol :D
Posted 12/24/2012 9:20 PM (GMT 0)
geez, i'm glad you brought this up, somedude! i wear glasses all the time (mine are REALLY good-looking) but i didn't know they could be used as eye weapons. i don't really go around kissing anyone but i'll try to remember to take them off if i do.
Posted 12/24/2012 9:41 PM (GMT 0)
geez, i'd be relieved to just be stuck in the eye with the frame of the kissers glasses - how bout the always popular nicotine/nacho breath kiss - or the humungous boob in the face kiss - or the winter time drippy nose kiss - or my favorite, the female stubble kiss -

ya, merry grossness -
Posted 12/24/2012 9:45 PM (GMT 0)
You forgot the already puckered,  humongous oozing herpes covered with lipstick... skull

q

Posted 12/24/2012 10:02 PM (GMT 0)
HAHA! I don't have advice though, so sorry...

24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lwpj446rJD1qh23g4o1_500.gif
cdn.crushable.com/files/2011/08/jelena-kiss-gif.gif Take note from Selina Gomez!
Posted 12/24/2012 11:03 PM (GMT 0)

ItsAlwaysSomething said...


If it's a hot chick, take her hand as if to shake it, pull her toward you and whisper seductively in her ear, "take off your glasses".
She'll either take off her glasses (showing interest) or belt you. :-)

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Posted 12/24/2012 11:06 PM (GMT 0)

stereofidelic89 said...
HAHA! I don't have advice though, so sorry...

24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lwpj446rJD1qh23g4o1_500.gif
cdn.crushable.com/files/2011/08/jelena-kiss-gif.gif Take note from Selina Gomez!

mmmmmmm.... selina is hawt!
Posted 12/24/2012 11:32 PM (GMT 0)
Reminds me of my years as a teacher at a parochial school.
:-)
Posted 12/25/2012 12:23 AM (GMT 0)
u guys are all so weird haha
Posted 12/25/2012 7:50 AM (GMT 0)
Oh you! One crazy family.
Posted 12/25/2012 11:22 AM (GMT 0)
Funny... the only women wanting to kiss me are the ones that have lost their glasses! ;)
Posted 12/25/2012 2:51 PM (GMT 0)
"Funny... the only women wanting to kiss me are the ones that have lost their glasses! ;)"

good one Thoreau !
Posted 12/25/2012 3:56 PM (GMT 0)
I agree with soystud "Good one, Thoreau !"

Love having a sense of humor !!! :-)
Posted 12/26/2012 2:27 PM (GMT 0)
     Hmmm...makes me wonder where you work idea .  Do they hang mistletoe in all the doorways?
Posted 12/27/2012 6:04 AM (GMT 0)
LOL somedude...where do u come up with these posts?
Posted 12/28/2012 12:20 AM (GMT 0)
if you're getting poked in the eye every time your doing it wrong
Posted 12/28/2012 12:54 AM (GMT 0)
I just decided to read this thread.
Soystud you are killing me, the female stubble kiss, I can't stand it.
Almost rolling on the floor,making my guts cramp.
Old Mike
Posted 12/28/2012 1:04 AM (GMT 0)

sore_guts said...
if you're getting poked in the eye every time your doing it wrong

Well, I don't know how else to kiss them. I'll try the lips no tongue next time.
Posted 12/28/2012 2:26 AM (GMT 0)
How about you blink ?

Sharks do that because they can see us when close without their fragile eyeballs in play.

I like brunettes with long hair pulled back and tied - well at least organized, and dressed up - the whole looking intelligent thing is a big turn on.
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