i'm so gross- OT

so last night i went to bed around 11 pm. i knew i kind of had to pee at the time but didn't feel like getting up because i was watching this show on the oprah network about 6 little black sextuplets and their crazy parents. bless them. i ended up falling asleep and around 1 am, my urge to pee is very noticeable. i was still being lazy but after 10 minutes of suppressing the urge, i got my lazy butt up and ran to the john. i was literally pulling my pants off as i was running, sat down on the toilet, and let loose. the pee sprayed everywhere! it went all over my shorts, undies, toilet, floor, rug, scale. i didn't turn the light on (i never do during nighttime bathroom runs) and didn't have my glasses on either. so i just grabbed some toilet paper and blotted off whatever i felt was wet. i thought about being a grown up and actually cleaning it but then i thought 'ha, that's not gonna happen.'

anyway, that's not even the gross part. i ended up leaving the wet rug on the floor and went to bed in my wet clothes. i'm not sure if i was still kind of sleeping or if i just really don't care about personal hygiene/cleanliness at all, but whatever. i didn't mention this to anyone so i know my sister must've stepped on the pee rug when she got ready for work this morning. hopefully, it was dry by then.

thankfully, writing this has encouraged me to wash the rug and also change out of my pee clothes that i'm still wearing. i've also added this to the reasons why i'm still single.

Okay... I know non-judging is a virtue, and that criticism is discouraged on this forum. But, really? haha. I couldn't stand to wear pee clothes back to bed. I'd be in the shower after I had that mess cleaned all up!

Perhaps tonight you'll be less lazy?? ;)

It could have been worse. Could have been poop

sherbear, luckily no guys use my bathroom so getting pee all over doesn't happen too often haha

thoreau, i think i was just too tired to care. i always change if i have a poop accident, but i figured since it was pee, it could get away with it. now that i think about it, i should probably wash my sheets eventually.

liz, that happens to me, too, sometimes. i had gone poop around 10 so i was just good for lots of pee at the moment.

lemonhead, totally!!! i'm not usually a sprayer but i can't imagine getting that amount of poop everywhere.

quincy, haha go us for running and stripping at the same time! i can hold my pee for a really long time but yeah, obviously i have a limit.

Post Edited (bananagirl) : 1/6/2013 4:47:24 PM (GMT-7)

LOL...I can relate to things like that too (with the cat)...seems like they wait for just that special moment.

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At least with pee it doesn't squish between your toes like cat vomit.

I always wondered how there's no pee on the seat or floor in our bathroom, then I caught hubby peeing in the middle of the night...SITTING DOWN. I never even thought about it, but it keeps the floor clean. He says he does it sitting down so he doesn't spray, spill, or make a mess. How freaking considerate!

I, on the other hand, am messy...not with my pee, but my milk. OMG, everything I have is covered with milk and I just don't care anymore. Milk on the sheets, milk on my shirt, milk on the baby's clothes, milk on my jeans, you get where I'm going. I know it's gross, but it doesn't stink and I do clean it up frequently, just not every time. If I changed shirts every time I spilled or dripped milk on one, I'd run out of clothes in a day. I know, TMI and eew.

Wet cat puke is the worst to step in but the easiest to clean. Once it dries its so much harder to get the stain out of the carpet and god forbid a cat puke on tile or linoleum!!

46-have you tried buying a new rug? Cats love to pee where they smell they have peed before. I actually had a cat peeing and pooping all over the house at one time and no he didn't have an infection. He was eventually put down (he was 15). The vet thinks he was losing his mind. :(

MMMMMriley-your hubby is soooo considerate. You are one lucky lady!

Bananagirl, I love your honesty!

about pee dreams - do you ever dream that you are searching for a bathroom but cannot find one or there is something wrong with it - closed, filthy dirty, overflowing, in the middle of public with no door, etc etc, so you have to keep searching and searching and you have to go soooo bad??? Ugh, finally wake up and get to go pee for real (or so one hopes!). I have never yet peed in my bed thinking I was peeing for real, but I have come close.

bananagirl, I had one of those 60ml rowasa enemas that came up quickly making one heck of a mess in the bathroom once. I had just administered the enema in the bathroom. It was clear the enema wasn't going to stay in so I waddled as quick as one can (with their pants around their ankles) to the toilet and began sitting down. Apparently, I wasn't quick enough because that's the exact moment when the enema began squirting out. It was like a super-soaker squirt gun hitting mostly the back of the toilet tank and the back of the seat. Some of it found it's way to the floor. After I stopped laughing, I cleaned up the mess, and indeed what a mess it was for a mere 60 ml. Luckily, it was just the white medicine for the most part.

Serenity Now said...
do you ever dream that you are searching for a bathroom but cannot find one

Haha yeah a reoccurring dream I've had for years and years. Basically, I am frantically searching for a bathroom to take a pee, and they are all full, out of order, or whatever. I then wake up in the middle of the night having to pee really bad, and sprint to the bathroom to go. I always seem to make it to the bathroom but man is it urgent.

I have to laugh and say ewwwwww at the same time :) My son is constantly peeing on things, I have no idea how he gets pee some of the places he does!
He's 7 now, but one night about 2 years ago, he woke up and threw up (he throws up randomly so it doesn't bother him) and didn't tell me! I woke up to find him, the bed and the floor with throw up everywhere! I asked him why he didn't clean it up and he said he was just sleepy and didn't care!

Holding your pee can also increase the chances of getting a UTI btw.

But yes Serenity! I've had dreams like that, but not to pee but to poo! I will dream that no matter where I go, these toilets are so super filthy, over flowing with crap that its so disgusting but I HAVE to go. One dream even had these toilets on a tall pedestal, over flowing but they they were so high that in order to sit on them I had to climb stairs and I was sitting over the stall doors.

It's been years since I've had a pee dream where I wet the bed but I remember it well! Lol