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Posted 1/15/2013 8:15 PM (GMT 0)
Is this a sign?

Bad luck // Good luck?

Has this happened to anyone else? It's happened to be three times in my life. I counted. You don't forget moments like these. lol
Posted 1/15/2013 8:24 PM (GMT 0)
Better than you doing it.
Posted 1/15/2013 8:24 PM (GMT 0)
Hopefully it was a little bird!

I'm not superstitious, so I wouldn't say it's a sign. You were in the wrong place obviously. Birds just let it go wherever.

I've had it happen once. Certainly most inconvenient!
With buildings if I'm walking near them, I check the walkway area...if there's bird crap there...I walk around it.

Certainly most inconvenient...hope you can get it out of your clothes!
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Posted 1/15/2013 8:34 PM (GMT 0)
good sign = you were out in the world instead of leaning on the seat !
Posted 1/15/2013 8:37 PM (GMT 0)
good luck!! always good luck.
Posted 1/15/2013 8:55 PM (GMT 0)
That happened to me once! I left work and was on my way to my car and poof, something hit me in the forehead. Thought it must have been a stray rain drop so I wiped it, only to find bird poop. Looked up in the sky but not a bird in sight anywhere!
Posted 1/15/2013 9:14 PM (GMT 0)
just think that this bird picked you as the special one who was worthy of his poop. i think that's a good sign. i only poop on people i really like anyway.
Posted 1/15/2013 10:24 PM (GMT 0)
maybe once or twice. not counting a parrot I had once who occasionally crapped when riding on my shoulder.

BTW, do you know what the white part of bird droppings is?
Posted 1/15/2013 10:37 PM (GMT 0)
Not counting my friends bird, I have pooped on 3 times in my life. All times I was with other people who just thought it was the funniest thing ever.
Posted 1/15/2013 10:38 PM (GMT 0)
It is verryyy good luck! Have you ever watched " Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane? Great movie and they use this in the movie!

I would buy a lottery ticket this week ;)
Posted 1/15/2013 11:45 PM (GMT 0)
The bird has colitis....it sensed your misery, it wanted to show you that you're not alone in your predicament.
Posted 1/16/2013 12:37 AM (GMT 0)
I was at Disney, sitting with my Mom waiting on my son to get off a ride and i felt something on my head, I don't know what i thought it was, it wasn't raining. So I stuck my hand up there, and pulled out a handful of bird poop! A whole berry! And it was on my leg too. So I went to the bathroom with a bottle of hand sanitizer and kind of washed my hair in the sink and then put a bunch of hand sanitizer in my hair and on my leg. My Mom was laughing hysterically at me, and I thought my son would fall over laughing when he found out!
Posted 1/16/2013 12:40 AM (GMT 0)
Are you in remission now? Three times that must be a sign! Youre cured!
Posted 1/16/2013 1:25 AM (GMT 0)
This happened to me once. I asked a passerby if he had a tissue with him. He replied "why? That bird must be two miles away by now."

Anyway, it's supposed to be mucho good luck!
Posted 1/16/2013 1:31 AM (GMT 0)
I wish I had known about the lottery ticket thing when I got hit. Someone else won my jackpot!
Posted 1/16/2013 1:36 AM (GMT 0)
lol!

pmedic i love that movie! (chick flick i know) ;) DE-SAY-YNO-YEE-DEE-OH is what that old woman said before selling her house lol.

This birds droppings were actually black DBwithUC. I questioned this, while scrubbing my jeans away in the bathroom with toilet paper. ugh

I hope its good luck. Although later on, my car was in the process of being towed in our parking lot when I heard my car alarm go off. That was another situation I had to deal with that ended with $75 dollars to the tow company. darnit. All because I parked in a firelane momentarily. A FIRETRUCK CAN'T EVEN FIT IN OUR PARKING LOT!!!

sigh

anyway
Posted 1/16/2013 1:47 AM (GMT 0)
stereo, $75 is a steal for you!! my sister just got our car towed and had to pay $150.
Posted 1/16/2013 3:59 AM (GMT 0)
lol, at least someone else was doing the pooping. we deal with way too much poop around here.
Posted 1/16/2013 4:16 AM (GMT 0)
To top it off, tonight I was walking out to my car (which is now parked on the dark and scary side of our building) and as I was walking back, I stepped in a large wadd of dog poo! Normally I would clean off my shoes and savor them, but I kid you not, they were not savable. I've never had a day like this in my life!

bananagirl, thats how much I paid 2 months ago! my car was parked in a typical parking space, next morning i come out everyone has been towed for a parade route without warning or notice! i filed a petition and i've been sitting by our mail slot daily to wait eagerly for... reimbursement!? fingers crossed.

When I just thought my life eased its pooping problems... they come back to haunt me!
Posted 1/16/2013 4:37 AM (GMT 0)
Can't help chuckling at all this, I am sorry! But really, bird poop, dog poop... there has to be a reason for all this. Has poop been consuming your thoughts too much so now random poop is attracted to you by some gravitational pull??
Posted 1/16/2013 5:28 AM (GMT 0)
black bird droppngs, eh. well black, white or green, the punch line is that it is all poop, same as the green part.
Posted 1/16/2013 11:45 AM (GMT 0)
LOL...bird poop, dog poop...i agree about the law of attraction. you may be thinking about poop too much you are drawing even animals to poop on you/your way. hahaha kidding.
But it's considered good luck anyway, the bird poop that is.
Posted 1/17/2013 9:16 PM (GMT 0)
Stereo- I love that movie too! I have it saved on my DVR for rainy days! I could never understand what that old lady said in the movie!! Thanks for writing that! Now what in the world does it mean?? LOL!
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