That's what I am.
I am not a sufferer of Ulcerative Colitis, NO!!
My colon is not angry, NO!!
My body simply creates science projects.
Not another failed Prednisone wean, NO!!
Not the end of 7 days normal poop, NO!!
I am a professional scientist.
Another disappointment, NO!!
Angry as hell, NO!!
I will not let this ruin my day.
I am blessed to be a Mom, wife & business owner.
I have legs that function.
I have health insurance.
I have a warm, dry roof over my head.