My gut hates Canadian food

pb4...nope, never interested in eating it, and they offer it more and more here. I'd prefer to have something relatively healthy and then dessert instead. Plus, I never order appetisers...ever! Again...because I want dessert, a trade.

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Whenever you go out [to eat] you gotta get the appetizer. 'Cause the appetizer's just an excuse for an extra meal. You're always like "Lets see, I will start with the 80 buffalo wings...and do you have a low-cal blue cheese? 'Cause I don't wanna fill up too much."
It would be kinda embarrassing trying to explain what an appetizer is to someone from a starving country though. "Yeah the appetizer, that's the food we eat before we have our food...No no you're thinking of dessert, that's food we eat after we have our food."