Posted 5/6/2014 2:13 AM (GMT 0)
I went to the dmv and got a "UC card"
Basically, it allows me to stop at any moment, anywhere and go and relieve myself.
Just yesterday, I was in rush hour, people honking their horns everywhere, I put my card up, parked right smack in the middle of the street and went in MikkyD to drop a deuce. I came back to the car, 10 minutes later and people were acting crazy and crap wanting to kill me.
I was like chill son, I got me a card....bro.