who personally decided that we should have >
a. Cellulite, the lumpy fatty stuff attached to various thighs and such .....
and then we have >
b. Cellulitis, a bacterial skin infection, caused by a garage incident that shall remain undisclosed .....
huh ??????
man, a guy could get pretty danged cornfused - wouldn't one think that if you had fatty, lumpy thighs, you be dx'd with CELLULITIS ?
and if you had a bacterial skin infection caused by an undisclosed garage incident, it would be called dumbassitis ?
maybe I'm underthinking this