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kickboxer

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Posted 6/2/2015 7:39 PM (GMT 0)

I can't help but think that a number of people who contributed to this list have Crohn's or Colitis..

I know I have at least 2 stories that I could add to this..

http://www.buzzfeed.com/spenceralthouse/the-hurbly-gurblies-are-real#.chow5xMMQa

pb4

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Posted 6/2/2015 8:17 PM (GMT 0)

LOL, when I have poop accidents I have a hard time finding any humor in it...I even cringe before I find it funny if it happens to anyone else either.

ki-wi

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Posted 6/2/2015 9:04 PM (GMT 0)

I have one that trumps all of those but I promised myself that I will take it to the grave

iPoop

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Posted 6/2/2015 10:58 PM (GMT 0)

Ah so the article is how normal people react to their one instance of sudden, urgent diarrhea, and an accident they'll ever encounter. Whereas we're freaking pros at this, we're pooping-ninjas, who are unseen, prepared with supplies, efficient in cleanup ... wait a sec ... why is it essential to be good at this, I truly detest uc.

I once had an accident while driving to work, pulled over rinsed my boxers in a stream out of view of the road, cleaned myself up with my supplies, and continued to work. I think I wasn't even late for work...

I've had several at work, one at the grocery store, several driving, and more close calls then I can count. It paid to be prepared.

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