TroubledTurds said...
1. depends
2. immodium
3. limited food consumption
4. pray
This! Not sure if you have any leftover steroids, or can get a prescript
ion for prednisone by calling your gasteroenterolgist, but I'd try! Steroids often work lightning fast. I'd recommend not eating in advance of arriving (6 or more hours in advance of) as input directly affects output. I'd recommend taking imodium an hour before the event to slow your bowels down.
Gotta ask, what did you do to get an event in your honor? I wish somebody would have a gathering for me that isn't an intervention (i.e., while everyone likes the cute kittens and puppies on reddit's /r/aww, you are spending too much time there John...). Kidding of course ;-).
Post Edited (iPoop) : 8/24/2018 6:32:22 AM (GMT-6)