Kids say the funniest things....

In our house, my DH referes to my UC as "butt trouble".  We have a 3 year old and when my UC flares, she knows it as "Mommy's butt hurts."  She also knows that I can't eat certain things, etc during a flare as it makes "Mommy's butt hurt worse."

So last night she wanted pizza and I gave in.  She said, "We can order light cheese for you mom."  I told her that she could order it when we got there.  So we sit down and the waitress comes over and sits in our booth (we know them) and my daughter looks at her and says, "We want to order a pizza with light cheese b/c of my mom's butt."

The waitress looks at me with a "What?" look on her face and I just had to shake my head.  But the best part is she said it loud enough for everyone in the restaurant to hear.  I was mortified.

That's a hoot! I have a 2 1/2 year old. Anytime I go in a public restroom w/ him lately he has been yelling "My mommy go poopy."

Awwwwww, so honest...yet innocent! Gotta' love it! Thanks for the good laugh; a smile I definitely needed today. Give your little ones a big hug for me.

you just have to love the truthfulness at that age. And they love to tell everything they know. Kids can almost alway be good for a laugh. Did you find that hole you wanted to crawl into and hide. My kids are grown now, but in there younger days I never knew what was going to come out of there mouth next. I was in wal-mart today and had to go to the restroom, of coarse, while in there I heard this little but very loud voice holler mommy you stink. and while washing my hands the mother and little girl of about 3 comes out and the mothers face couldnt have been any redder. I had to turn my head to keep from laughing, because I could hear the mother in there going sssshhhhh, ssshhhhhh, and the little girl just kept on talking.

That's hilarious! Thanks for the laugh.

Oh my I am sitting here laughing like crazy....Old Hat that one took the cake!!!

I don't know how many of you remember Art Linkletter and his show "Kid's Say the Darndest Things" but those stories sure reminded me of watching so many of his shows.