Hey Joel
Try Hot tea! Your throat hurts becuase of the stupid tube they put down your throat. I was in a TON of pain after my surgery, plus I was in the process of getting bronchitis. Warm liquids should help. I believe I was able to eat more than Happilywrapped....I was eating eggs, mushy life cereal (I really don't like oatmeal or anything of that consistantcy!) Jello, pudding, soup broth, ramen noodles.....
Keep swallowing, you are most likely swollen, and just very sore
HANG in there, it gets SOOOO much better!