Okay...I am NOT laughing at the situations...trust me. You know me well enough to know I would never do that...
….BUT I have to tell you, I am in tears from laughing at how you all described your week!
Shiitake mushrooms.....hilarious...and I am stealing that phrase (giving you full credit of course MG!!!)
Drunk text fighting with my adult daughter...been there, done that MSP...lol!
Go-go, No-go? OMG H.T. I can just see you mumbling "Bugger!"...grabbing your tool bag, giving the scooter one final kick in the arse and walking away...waving a hand half heartedly. Gold.
...and $6.66...and then you get home and Linda Blair is spewing pea soup? Sorry Weary, but that is priceless!
It is all going to get better...it really HAS to, doesn't it? ;)
I love you all!
S.C.