You Know You Have Panic Disorder When........Part Deux

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nervymeg

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Posted 11/1/2008 1:58 PM (GMT 0)

oh my...fat santa!!! I was worried about that too!!!!

You know you have (O/T) when you go to a vacuum sales warehouse and get so exited your BF has to physically restrain yu from purchasing discount cleaning products....We are now proud owners of mop heads, vacuum bts, steamer and bleach.........ah, bliss!!!! ansyone need a clean????????

Meg

percycat

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Posted 11/1/2008 4:38 PM (GMT 0)

I'll see your "fat santa" and raise you one "morbid santa":

You're worried that fat santa will get stuck in there and *die* a la Floyd Collins (trapped in a tight squeeze in a cave - a real news sensation in the US around the 1930's).

Ick - what a sorry little tyke I must've been sometimes...

percycat

Howlyncat

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Posted 11/2/2008 1:17 AM (GMT 0)

Ben
I use to be santa
Climbed on the roof ( from arial)
YES I did and made tracks with pieces of wood for reindeer
Put out milk n carrots
Bit pieces of carrots drank milk and wrote Cait a note from Santa
Thats so true
'And the LIL DARLING knew alll along it was mommy

OH my the things I have done .......and sober too .........

Hibee

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Posted 11/2/2008 2:11 PM (GMT 0)

Lyn

How sweet, my parents did leave out a mince pie and a pint of beer. Glad you were sober when you were on roof.

You now you have anxiety disorder when you set three different alarms to wake you up in the morning even though you suffer with insomnia and are usually awake before your alarms go off.

stkitt

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Posted 11/2/2008 3:54 PM (GMT 0)

Unhappy,

That brought a big smile to my face.........mincemeat pie and a pint of beer..............to funny.

You know you have anxiety when your house does not have a chimney and you are afraid he might skip you. Only one thing to do..........eat the cookies myself.

Kitt

Howlyncat

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Posted 11/3/2008 12:01 PM (GMT 0)

YOU both make me lol

I sure was sober
THANK God
Or I woulda been in Reindeeer Poop........Luvs your canuck friend

Lil sis

You quack me uppers all da time
I am going back up now to watch me show and I will be on in a bit
Loves ya
Big sis

You know you have anxiety when Cait is yelling at ya to watch the cars and of course I veer right off towards them
She shakes her head at me like I am some kind of bad toddler
Making my nerves worse so I take a valium in route lol
HAAAAAA

badfish

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Posted 11/3/2008 5:17 PM (GMT 0)

You know you got anxiety when the last hour of the working day feels like awhole day itself. Roll on 17:30 it feels so long away :P

Howlyncat

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Posted 11/3/2008 5:54 PM (GMT 0)

HEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

What the heck did you do?

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Hibee

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Posted 11/3/2008 7:24 PM (GMT 0)

you now you have anxiety disorder when you keep turning up for work 45min early and then spend those 45min worrying because you have nothing to do until every one else arrives. No logic but i do this every day mental.

stkitt

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Posted 11/3/2008 7:35 PM (GMT 0)

You know you have panic when all your bestest friend can type is HEEEYYYYYYYYYYYY and your a nurse...........she must have had a short circuit in her brain, Ivan.

Love ya
Lil Sis

TeacherBetsy

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Posted 11/4/2008 1:47 AM (GMT 0)

(((Unhappy))) thank you for posting re: the alarm clock and insomnia... I'm always afraid of missing my bus to work... I've actually pictured the bus riding up the block as I try to chase it down, but thank goodness this has yet to happen.

You know you have panic when your favorite days of the week don't involve public transportation.

badfish

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Posted 11/4/2008 12:39 PM (GMT 0)

You know you have an anxiety disorder when you cant sleep because your worried you wont wake up on time to get to work.

stkitt

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Posted 11/4/2008 3:17 PM (GMT 0)

You know you have panic when you wish you had a job

TeacherBetsy

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Posted 11/5/2008 12:39 AM (GMT 0)

(((Kitt))) I have been there... I'm blessed at the moment to have a good job and a kind supervisor who is patient and understanding... a rare breed.

nervymeg

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Posted 11/5/2008 3:57 AM (GMT 0)

Kitt,

You can have mine. They are flying you over to Melbourne on Sunday so get packing!!

Nah..I'm kidding..you have a full-time job being an angel (with a broomstick & wings..imagine!), and keeping all of us sane and inline. That's the toughest job of all

Megs

Howlyncat

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Posted 11/8/2008 12:56 AM (GMT 0)

You are so right S.I.S.
Sure keeps me sane
LOL and roflmbo
I bet when I am done yabbing to her on the blower

She gets off and has to take a valium

AHHHHHHH I kill me dont i

Love ya Lil sis
N S.I.S,

HEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

stkitt

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Posted 11/8/2008 6:20 PM (GMT 0)

You know you have anxiety when you go to the fridge for you weight watchers ice cream and there is none, you start to cry, Why Me?

Hibee

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Posted 11/15/2008 9:40 AM (GMT 0)

You know you have an anxiety disorder when you are anxious/worried that your national team (Scotland) will loose against New Zeland at rugby as if they would ever win in the first place.

You know you have anxiety when you are anxious that you might fall off the magic carpet. HeHe

stkitt

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Posted 11/15/2008 3:33 PM (GMT 0)

You know you have anxiety when you take a trip to Canada and you see a wild lady on a bike is headed right at you.............

Ben I have 2 of everything on board......LOL, 2 bungie cords. You are number one for a bungee cord.

Clap your hands if your happy and you know it! Clap your hands if your goofy and you know it!

I got a standing ovation.

Kitt on the fly...........bye for now

Howlyncat

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Posted 11/15/2008 8:29 PM (GMT 0)

No worries about falling off the carpet Ben.......
Lil sis has gotcha covered or wired.........
Now we can Bugee jump off carpet
PLEASE..........Ya right like I would bungee jump off anything even a bleeding stair
Like me feets on da ground
ceot for our carpet
Looking really good all ya's on there

YOU know you have panic when you are not up at 5 am and it blows your whole routine for the day
PLUS dirty dishes in sink and a lazy butt on the couch
Time fer a shaking Me thinks

I am a clapping lil sis

Ben watch out you are with some real wild things............LOL

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Posted 11/15/2008 9:02 PM (GMT 0)

I cant think off two better people to be on the magic carpet with, bungee jumping of a magic carpet that would be wild and crazy but in a strange way quite fun.

you know you have anxiety when you goto the cinema/pictures and you get anxious that you are making to much noise so you eat one piece of popcorn at a time, you are also anxious about getting up and going to the toilet so you hold on and make a dash for the nearest exit once the film has finished.

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