I totally ganked this from another site! I thinks its purrrty funny!
pick the month you were born
January-I cried with
Febuary-i danced with
March-i sang to
April-i kissed
May-i ate
June-i vaccumed
July-i ran with
August-i danced with
September-i smoked with
October-i spanked
November-i cried for
December-i loved
Pick the day (number) you were born on:
1-a football player
2-a monkey
3-avaccum
4-a fork
5-a gangster
6-chuck norris
7-a llama
8-my dog
9-my best friends boyfriend
10-my neigbor
11-an ipod
12-a banana
13-YOUR mom
14-my true love
15-a goat
16-a ruler
17-myself
18-a spoon
19-a mexican
20-a squirrel
21-a ninja
22-a fireman
23-a noodle
24-a pickle
25-a baseball bat
26-YOUR sister
27-a cd
28-sasquatch
29-my science teacher
30-a homeless guy
31-my crush
Pick the color of the shirt your wearing:
White-because i keep it gangsta
Black-because I was drunk
Pink-because I'm in love
Red-because the voices told me to
Blue-because i'm sexy and i do what i want
Green-because i was abducted by aliens
Purple-because i'm cool like that
Gray-because thats how i roll
Yellow-because someone offered me a million dollars
Orange-because my mom told me to
Other-because i was high
Maroon-because he took my taco
Teal-because it was illegal
Brown-becaise i wanted its ***
Amethyst-because elmo sucks
Caramel-because charlie told me to
None-because i can't control myself
I danced with a gangsta, because he took my taco 
dang gangsta's I was hungry...lol